I say it’s easy to write bullshit. Needless to say, it’s absolutely unnecessary to prove it and hence I shall gladly go ahead and do so for next few lines :D
It touched 47 degrees today I heard. Yeah, it might be 47 degrees in other corners of the earth, but unfortunately for you I’m caught in one of ‘those’ corners.
For the past few hours, I’ve been subjecting my already erratic brain to stress it has not endured in quite some time. Now the heat and the unrelenting “stress” has set the molecules (or is it atoms :-? ) of my brain into a state I would like to refer to as plasma. I love saying my brain is melting, but today it has gone a step further and done me proud. In fact if you look closely you might observe a magnetic field developing around my head.
I wonder if Thing (“Thing” is an adorable li’l, violent, spastic robotic arm that keeps coming after me) needs the nuts & bolts to hold it together any longer. I think the joints might just fuse together if left in the sun; it must be the evil AC working against the joints!
Ahhhh, the AC...
After the sun roasts all human functions into a state of uncontrollable malfunction, the AC slowly entices the brain into a near-permanent (fairly recurrent) state of inactivity. The sudden (unbelievable) relief penetrates your skin, seeps through your bones and steadily makes it way towards the entity I mentioned is now in the plasma state. Time comes to a standstill, as does work (huh?!) Life goes on peacefully for the next few hours (hours did you say!) as I shrug off a few irksome attempts to disturb the tranquillity around me.
Then, a sudden tornado starts taking shape around me and before I know it, the calm’s replaced by a blast of heat and my brain cells, already deep in their slumber, start jerking spasmodically. It works like a nuclear reaction and soon all my brain cells start flying about... oh wait! I think I hear a thud... awww, another cell hit my skull walls... these cells I tell you... tsk tsk tsk...
And coming back to the point...
There was none to begin with! Hah, gotcha!
>> Those who think scientific terms & theories have been misused above can go take a hike... maybe in the afternoon sun tomorrow, that’ll teach you a lesson!!
And those of you thinking it wasn’t 47 degrees today... Why are you even reading my blog?!
